{"id":227,"date":"2005-05-21T22:48:36","date_gmt":"2005-05-22T03:48:36","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=227"},"modified":"2005-05-21T22:48:36","modified_gmt":"2005-05-22T03:48:36","slug":"the-simpsons-on-libraries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/2005\/05\/21\/the-simpsons-on-libraries\/","title":{"rendered":"The Simpsons on libraries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know this episode aired in 2004, but I was just watching it again today and it made me laugh just as hard as I did last time.  And this time I remembered to write down the dialogue:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lisa: I have to research a paper. Where did all the books go?<br \/>\nLibrarian: Books? Books are for squares! We&#8217;re now a multimedia learning center for children of all ages\u2026 but mostly bums.  (motions to a table full of bums &#8212; and Homer &#8212; sleeping).<br \/>\nBart: Aye, Carumba!<br \/>\nLisa: (looking at the few materials left) &#8220;Everybody Poops: The Video&#8221;???  &#8220;Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides&#8221;???<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As Nelson would say, &#8220;HA! HA!&#8221; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Of course the librarian was a matronly older woman who fit the negative stereotype, but I won&#8217;t touch that one&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know this episode aired in 2004, but I was just watching it again today and it made me laugh just as hard as I did last time. And this&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-libraries","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}