{"id":39,"date":"2004-12-06T09:35:32","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T14:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=39"},"modified":"2004-12-06T09:35:32","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T14:35:32","slug":"the-librarian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/06\/the-librarian\/","title":{"rendered":"The Librarian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, that was a bad movie.  Every cheesy action movie and librarian cliche were stunningly in evidence, and I really feel that I should strongly caution Noah Wylie not to quit his day job at ER after this season (BIG mistake) .  Cheesy can oftentimes be funny, but, in my opinion, this really wasn&#8217;t funny.  Was the writer sitting around watching Indiana Jones one day and thought, <em>what if I made a movie like Indiana Jones, only the main character was completely geeky and needed the help of a sexy woman (because an attractive woman can cover up any holes in a plotline)?  He could be a librarian, because, you know, librarians are totally geeky! <\/em> <\/p>\n<p>The highlight of the movie, in my opinion was when he said he could create an RSS feed for the library (and that may be a sign of what a nerd I am or how truly bad this movie was).  If this is the &#8220;hero&#8221; we librarians get, I think I&#8217;d rather we stay off the silver screen, thanks very much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, that was a bad movie. Every cheesy action movie and librarian cliche were stunningly in evidence, and I really feel that I should strongly caution Noah Wylie not to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/meredith.wolfwater.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}